╬ FIX MY SINK & Love Shy Art Club ╬ Jasper James ╬ Saturday May 11th ╬

At FMS Pty Ltd, we’ve discovered a hole in the International Plumber’s Federation home base, Carousel. Our board of dance-floor directors (and sink-wrenching selectas) silky-smooth-skills surpass all sectors. Far from a minor leak, this big burst requires the handy work of a particularly prized foreign labourer, adored by the local favour. The job has been subcontracted out to the one and only Jasper James, the Glasweigan Grout Geezer, whose approach to work is certain to plug any pipe, relay out the grout, and de-clutter the porcelain prison amassed from the debris of a seemingly infinite number of broken sinks… Jasper James has made quite the journey since launching onto the scene. Gracing the decks of Glasgow’s Sub Club at just 13, Jasper has gone on to thrive and conquer clubs across the world, even going B2B with renowned musicians such as Craig Richards. Although he’s known for his taste for off-kilter house and heads-down techno, Jasper has a unique approach and open mind, as he utilises inspiration from all things music both in the studio and behind the decks. Jasper has all the tools, including a couple spare 10mm sockets in his pocket, so catch him as he works his magic and gets down to business at Carousel. Ratchet & Clank, otherwise known as Suttz & Kemba, have their work boots on and tool belts at the ready, nothing stands between them and getting the job done. They’ll roll in after the hard work is done and finish off the paperwork, dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s… you know, the rough and tough of the job. Smooth like butter, but far from soft, the C-Boogie oogie, Charlie has got his Cripp(s) walk perfected. Like all good project managers, LoveShyArt have sent their very best to get down and dirty and dish out the low-slung rungs before the main man goes gung ho-sing down in the wash basin.

Level 2, 169 Oxford Street, Darlinghurst, NSW, 2000